Golf no longer a sport... APRIL FOOLS!

"Finally!!" quoted by an avid golf player, "I was getting bored myself," says tiger woods. Yes, golf is finally not a real sport anymore! People have been saying for years how golf should no longer be a sport, and the professional golf association(PGA) has finally taken notice. quoted by the board of administrators,"this 'sport' is too boring to be categorized as a sport," and,"I was getting bored just commentating on the games, I had to have at least 20 cups of coffee to stay awake during games." The golf association said that the sport was too "boring" and that it took completely no skill. They also said the game replied too much on "luck" and "the wind." Quoted by the "Big Boss" of golf at a meeting,"golf is so easy, a caveman could play it." Before the professional golf association even thought of taking golf off the Richter scale, the players even took notice. they got people to sign petitions to stop golf from being a sport, they got over 9,000 signatures! that's a lot of ink. After the players got that, they gave it to the association, the had multiple meeting on the idea, and decided to delete golf from existence. "you could still play golf," says one of the many petition signers,"but nobody would really want to."